Boo Boo Bandaid Sticker
$2.50
Certified Boo-Boo Technician.
For paper cuts sustained during snack-related emergencies.
For mysterious knee scrapes that appeared after doing absolutely nothing.
For drama queens, tough guys, and anyone who’s ever whispered, “Is it bleeding?” and hoped someone noticed.
This sticker doesn’t just say “I got hurt.”
It says “I handled it like a total champ (after a brief moment of screaming).”
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or emotional support journal.
Because you’re not broken.
You’re slightly inconvenienced and overly dramatic about it.
1” x 2.8”. Durable. Hilariously heroic.
For paper cuts sustained during snack-related emergencies.
For mysterious knee scrapes that appeared after doing absolutely nothing.
For drama queens, tough guys, and anyone who’s ever whispered, “Is it bleeding?” and hoped someone noticed.
This sticker doesn’t just say “I got hurt.”
It says “I handled it like a total champ (after a brief moment of screaming).”
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or emotional support journal.
Because you’re not broken.
You’re slightly inconvenienced and overly dramatic about it.
1” x 2.8”. Durable. Hilariously heroic.
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Certified Boo-Boo Technician.
For paper cuts sustained during snack-related emergencies.
For mysterious knee scrapes that appeared after doing absolutely nothing.
For drama queens, tough guys, and anyone who’s ever whispered, “Is it bleeding?” and hoped someone noticed.
This sticker doesn’t just say “I got hurt.”
It says “I handled it like a total champ (after a brief moment of screaming).”
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or emotional support journal.
Because you’re not broken.
You’re slightly inconvenienced and overly dramatic about it.
1” x 2.8”. Durable. Hilariously heroic.
For paper cuts sustained during snack-related emergencies.
For mysterious knee scrapes that appeared after doing absolutely nothing.
For drama queens, tough guys, and anyone who’s ever whispered, “Is it bleeding?” and hoped someone noticed.
This sticker doesn’t just say “I got hurt.”
It says “I handled it like a total champ (after a brief moment of screaming).”
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or emotional support journal.
Because you’re not broken.
You’re slightly inconvenienced and overly dramatic about it.
1” x 2.8”. Durable. Hilariously heroic.
Certified Boo-Boo Technician.
For paper cuts sustained during snack-related emergencies.
For mysterious knee scrapes that appeared after doing absolutely nothing.
For drama queens, tough guys, and anyone who’s ever whispered, “Is it bleeding?” and hoped someone noticed.
This sticker doesn’t just say “I got hurt.”
It says “I handled it like a total champ (after a brief moment of screaming).”
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or emotional support journal.
Because you’re not broken.
You’re slightly inconvenienced and overly dramatic about it.
1” x 2.8”. Durable. Hilariously heroic.
For paper cuts sustained during snack-related emergencies.
For mysterious knee scrapes that appeared after doing absolutely nothing.
For drama queens, tough guys, and anyone who’s ever whispered, “Is it bleeding?” and hoped someone noticed.
This sticker doesn’t just say “I got hurt.”
It says “I handled it like a total champ (after a brief moment of screaming).”
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or emotional support journal.
Because you’re not broken.
You’re slightly inconvenienced and overly dramatic about it.
1” x 2.8”. Durable. Hilariously heroic.